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Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is an ambitious game with a fantastic concept, but ambition only makes a great game if it can deliver. The original Steel Battalion on the original Xbox was a mecha simulation game famous for its unique controller, a setup that cost about $200 that had two flight sticks, forty buttons, and a whole lot of guts. That game promised immersion, and it delivered. Your entire experience in the game took place from within the cockpit of your mecha, where you did everything from perform engine startup procedures to ejecting from the mecha if it was going to be destroyed. In fact, if you didn’t eject when your mecha exploded, then you would die and the game would delete all of your save data. Heavy Armor has a strong reputation to live up to.
The visuals are about average. The game is focused on immersion, so don’t expect to see a lot of fancy close-ups or other camera work. You’re either looking at the inside of your cockpit, looking at the outside world through a periscope, or peering through a viewport. The game does a good job of portraying your equipment as looking rugged, unpolished, and worn down from untold years of conflict. The inside of the VT shows a lot of care and attention to detail. As far as sound goes, there isn’t much to say here. It’s focused on creating a realistic experience, not a cinematic one, so the sound is decent, but it doesn’t try to make the guns and cannons try to sound cool. They sound about what you’d expect them to sound like in real life, something you might hear on Afghanistan war coverage in the evening news. Don’t expect to hear much music in-game unless it’s playing in a menu screen. It’s a different approach to sound design than in games, but it works out well for what it’s trying to accomplish. Unfortunately, in spite of its ambition and vision, Heavy Armor has serious problems with its controls. The Kinect has two major known weak points. The first is players who are sitting down. The second is fine movement. Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor asks for both, with disastrous results. Put simply, in spite of the other praise, this game is not playable. Trying to do something as simple as “Pull yourself up to the viewport so you can fire your weapons” is frequently not recognized or gets confused with other commands. Thankfully, once you’re actually in that view, you can use the Xbox controller to aim, move, and fire weapons, but it’s a small respite compared to all the stuff you have to do with the Kinect. If you want to fire your weapons, you need to pull yourself up to the viewport or pull down the periscope. If enemy fire poses a danger of getting through the viewport, you have to close the shutter on it. If your ammo loaders die, you need to load the ammo yourself. Swapping between different movement speeds and different ammo types involve hitting different buttons and switches.
Even without the control difficulties, the game itself is confusing and frustrating to play. Enemies are roughly the same color as most of the environments, so when your VT starts taking a pounding from rockets, you probably won’t have any idea where they’re coming from. Your mission objectives are also frequently unclear and require a lot of blind guessing about where you’re supposed to go to get anything done. The game also throws in a lot of unnecessary Kinect actions, such as stopping an enemy who’s crawled into the VT from killing your crew members, giving a high five to an ally, or catching and eating an apple that an ally may or may not have accidentally urinated on. If the controls were at all reliable, these would be forgivable, and the game could be enjoyed as a shallow gimmicky romp, but when the game’s basic controls are failing 25% of the time you try to use them then there are serious issues. Summed up, this game is outright unplayable. I wouldn’t pay $5 for it, let alone the $60 Capcom is asking plus the cost of a Kinect if you don’t already have one. It could be argued that the existence of a multiplayer mode would add some value, but it’s hard enough doing anything by yourself. How would you expect to be able to coordinate with other players? If Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor had simply removed the need for some of the controls or pushed more onto the Xbox 360 controller, we might have had something worth considering, but as it is, Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is a wreck. The sad thing is, during those rare moments when the stars were right and the controls worked perfectly for a while, there’s a really engaging experience. I’m not ready to give up on the Steel Battalion concept, and I hope that the development studio learns from its mistakes and delivers something more suited for the Kinect for their next game, but do yourself a favor and skip this one. Screenshots ![]()
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